Dine Piece

We know that etiquette has kind of taken a backseat to our civil liberties of all-you-can-eat king crab leg specials and getting your faced punched in by a drunk, angry man at the bar (Snooki is a heavy advocate for freedom of speech), but there was a time where different sized spoons meant more than how fast you wanted to inhale your cereal in the morning—and that point in time packed its bags and in its best Chris Brown voice said deuces.