Shotgun! The universal call for first dibs on the front seat, the yell that even the mellowest and most laid back of people can shout emphatically when the stakes are high, such as the sight of 4 high school offensive linemen trying to cram into a 2-door Honda Accord. This worldly respected term that essentially means get behind me (pause), can actually be quite useful when minding your finances.

Mo’ Cushion for the Pushin’

Thicker than a Snickers it was, curves in all the right places. Forget bouncing a quarter off it, why not a stack, and still be big enough to make it rain. Now, that’s what we call a cushion; the kind of cushion that keeps you smiling for at least 6 months.